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10 Muslim Jokes About Valentine’s Day

February 10, 2020

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It’s that controversial time of year again (no, not what day fasting starts) but Valentine’s Day! Here’s a roundup of the Muslim internet’s humorous, though cautionary, views on V-Day.

1. It’s a stress-free day for us!

2. This sister doesn’t mince her words.

3. All about that halal “date” life:

4. Extra points for cuteness here:

5. The relief is real!

6. When you’re trying to cut corners (no pun intended):

7. Surely this is the most romantic act of love?

8. Maybe she has a good point ????:

9. When Muslims are no strangers to controversy:

10. When the post-V-Day sales are just too good:

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